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“Paige Turner is the ultimate theater queen and always gets everyone to sing along.”
THE NEW YORK TIMES
“Paige is an excellent singer and performer with a gift for selling songs!”
BROADWAY WORLD
Lights, camera… desperation!
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NYC’s “Showbiz Spitfire” Paige Turner is back for her 6th sensational season in Provincetown with an all-new, all-LIVE sung cabaret that’s ready for its close-up. She’s conquered Ptown, the theater, cruise ships, food courts—and even television—but there’s one thing missing from her glittering résumé: a starring role on the silver screen.
In Drag Me to the Movies, Paige takes you on a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in, proving that life is just one long audition. From iconic classics to modern blockbusters, she reimagines herself in the roles that got away… or were never offered in the first place.
Featuring show-stopping songs from Grease, Titanic, The Wizard of Oz, Mommie Dearest, Star Wars, and more, this cinematic cabaret is packed with Hollywood glamour, campy twists, and Paige’s signature wit.
Will this be her big break? Or just another fabulous near-miss?
Either way—grab your popcorn, click those heels, and remember… there’s no place like Ptown this summer.