Hey Slackers! What’s the 411? It’s time to pick up the clue phone, because PAIGE TURNER is headed back to Ptown in her all-new show: AS IF!! It’s the 90’s!  After the gnarly success of her 80’s show, Paige is turning back time to bring you the dopest hits of that righteous decade. It’ll be a hella good time as this Barbie girl busts out her Discman for an ALL-LIVE SUNG evening of mayhem and foolishness. Featuring MADONNA, BRITNEY, SPICE GIRLS—all that and a bag of chips! Totally rad costume changes, fly videos, and audience participation guaranteed! It definitely smells like teen spirit this summer at the Post Office Cabaret, so don’t talk to the hand—take a chill pill and grab your tickets to AS IF!! It’s the 90’s!