Drag star PAIGE TURNER presents the World premiere of her all new holiday show HURRY DOWN MY CHIMNEY! on December 4 & 5 at the Laurie Beechman Theatre (407 West 42 Street, inside West Bank Café). This oversized Barbie wants a lot this Christmas and isn't taking NO for an answer. 'Tis the season to be greedy, so come be a misfit, get your stocking stuffed, and celebrate the true meaning of Christmas -- Paige Turner style. The show features over-the-top parodies, videos and lots of presents just waiting to be unwrapped -- plus some special surprise guests. Showtime is 9:00 PM; tickets are $22 and are available at or by phone at 212-352-3101. There is a $20 per person food/drink minimum at each show.